Blarrrrgg


Sexism And Death Trumps 2016 Posted on January 2nd, 2017.

At some point in 2016, I went to sleep and woke up in an episode of Black Mirror. I think I can mark the point at which this happened, it was morning, the 10th of January 2016. I awoke in Mayrhofen to the world service on my phone playing Star man. The snow fell lightly […]
On having incredibly rich friends Posted on October 31st, 2016.

I have a joke in my stand up about how all my friends are these incredible award- winning ethical nightmares. Writing children’s books from their mansions whilst raising money for refugees and learning the piano forte for lolz. I, on the other hand, woke up with a wotsit in my hair this morning- For I! […]
There’s This Really Funny Woman At Work… Posted on September 12th, 2016.

We are tucked up in a quiet little bar in Leith, both my friend and I having chosen to live outside of the city centre of Edinburgh for this years Fringe Festival . This is for both financial and sanity reasons. The Festival is a pressure cooker for skint and emotionally exhausted performers, bringing out […]
So Many Shows, So Many Terrible Shows, Posted on August 12th, 2016.

From the moment you get off at Waverley station and step into the medieval streets of Edinburgh you are bombarded with a hail of flyers and poorly washed- recently graduated drama students. Have patience with the students- full of hopes and dreams ready to be crushed by the festival. It’s a tough place to survive […]
Car Journeys. Originally from 2015. (posted May 2016) Posted on May 24th, 2016.

All blogs can also be found at Huffington Post HERE My friend James is sprawled across the back seat of the car, he is a grin widening charm pot currently arranging all the women that he will sleep with this week In relations to his gig locations. He then cancels a date describing the girl as […]